Sepia Tone - Your Personal Paparazzi
Welcome to his World
Sepia Tone is a new kind of superhero. Well a new superhero, kind of.
A new kind of super hero. Well a new super hero, kind of. Let's leave it at that.
He's on a mission.
Saving the world from boring photos.
At your service ma'am...
Here to help!
A new kind of super hero. Well a new super hero, kind of. Let's leave it at that.
He's on a mission.
Saving the world from boring photos.
At your service ma'am...
Here to help!
How you can book Your Personal Paparazzi right now
Sepia Tone to the rescue....
If u want the red carpet treatment u can book your personal pap to make ur guests feel special - and act like a celebrity for the night.
The most dynamic superhero u cld hope to book with just 24hr notice.
Just call the Sepia Tone hotline to hear those 3 little words you long to hear "on my way..."
If you want to be saved from mediocre memories click here - (email [email protected]
If u want the red carpet treatment u can book your personal pap to make ur guests feel special - and act like a celebrity for the night.
The most dynamic superhero u cld hope to book with just 24hr notice.
Just call the Sepia Tone hotline to hear those 3 little words you long to hear "on my way..."
If you want to be saved from mediocre memories click here - (email [email protected]
Who is Sepia Tone?
The name's Tone.... Sepia Tone.
Women want him.
Men want to be him.
And then of course there are those men who both want to be him AND want be with him. But we don't talk about those. No. We park that thought and we move on. Swiftly.
Full time pro photographer, celebrity pap'er, foiler of women & all round great guy.
Women want him.
Men want to be him.
And then of course there are those men who both want to be him AND want be with him. But we don't talk about those. No. We park that thought and we move on. Swiftly.
Full time pro photographer, celebrity pap'er, foiler of women & all round great guy.
How did Sepia Tone come to be?
His uncle Pan Tone. Etc. Also godson of SuperPap, loosely related to Lipstick Mark.
Don't lower the tone. Ok we won't milk it.
Girl in TSHIRT "I heart Sepia Tone"
Son of PapMan.... second cousin twice removed of Monochrome Tone. It's not black & white, somewhat ironically. Only shades of grey. What can I say; that's how he rolls.
The offspring of Pap Man & Monochrome Tone. After the mysterious disappearance of his father, he walks the streets camera in hand. He will avenge his bad photo experience. Suffice to say he is not a snap happy bunny.
Just as Peter Parker was bitten by a mutant spider, Antony suffered a similarly savage fate when someone tampered with the settings on his highly sophisticated Canon camera and the flash was revolved at precisely a 47.5 degree angle. so the multi-bust setting went off in his face. It wasn't pretty. After stumbling about & rubbing his eyes for - like, duh - ages... when he finally regained use of his extra sensory vision he looked in the mirror & saw Sepia Tone looking back at him. He tried to look away, but it was no good because like all reflection / superhero cliches it was actually his demon. They were one and the same.
Antony was Sepia Tone, Sepia Tone was Antony. Oh, you get the gist.
Paparazzi Pete & PapGirl & RAW paul? Butler Master Aspect Ratio!
Don't lower the tone. Ok we won't milk it.
Girl in TSHIRT "I heart Sepia Tone"
Son of PapMan.... second cousin twice removed of Monochrome Tone. It's not black & white, somewhat ironically. Only shades of grey. What can I say; that's how he rolls.
The offspring of Pap Man & Monochrome Tone. After the mysterious disappearance of his father, he walks the streets camera in hand. He will avenge his bad photo experience. Suffice to say he is not a snap happy bunny.
Just as Peter Parker was bitten by a mutant spider, Antony suffered a similarly savage fate when someone tampered with the settings on his highly sophisticated Canon camera and the flash was revolved at precisely a 47.5 degree angle. so the multi-bust setting went off in his face. It wasn't pretty. After stumbling about & rubbing his eyes for - like, duh - ages... when he finally regained use of his extra sensory vision he looked in the mirror & saw Sepia Tone looking back at him. He tried to look away, but it was no good because like all reflection / superhero cliches it was actually his demon. They were one and the same.
Antony was Sepia Tone, Sepia Tone was Antony. Oh, you get the gist.
Paparazzi Pete & PapGirl & RAW paul? Butler Master Aspect Ratio!
Super Powers
-Lens swapping at zero minus xx seconds.
-Spotting a good photo at 20 paces.
-Never doing that thing with his fingers to 'see' a shot.
-Spotting a good photo at 20 paces.
-Never doing that thing with his fingers to 'see' a shot.
Things Sepia Tone says
As well as being Your Personal Paparazzi, Sepia Tone is also a fountain of knowledge. Like a modern day Robin Hood, stealing images from the nouveau rich and giving them to the??? Its all part of the service, ma'am. Some call him an urban philosopher with a lens instead of a pen. If the pen is mightier than the sword, then the camera is mightier than the, errr, pen. Or something. Afterall a picture says a thousand words and my bic biro runs out before that. Here are a selection of nuggets:
"If a tree falls in the wood & I don't take a photo of it, did it really happen?"
("If a celeb stumbles out of Mahiki at 3am and i don't take a photo of it, were they really that p***d")
"Is that a lens in my pocket or am I just snap happy to see u? ....No, no, no its a lens."
"Ain’t no school like the old school."
"Gentlemen - set your faces to stun!"
"I bought a limited edition Bonnie Tyler camera - it's ok but every now and then it falls apart"
"Under/over exposed is over rated -POW!"
"Dont hate the player - hate the game.""Blanned is banned."
"There's a hero in every last one of us. As Mariah Carey once said."
"I always shoot first & ask questions later. Except if I have a gun, rather than a camera. I'm which case I ask alot of questions first & rarely open fire. Only in self-defence."
"Bad hair day? 2 words; John Frida"
"3 words; content aware fill." (that's my attempt at a photoshop updated features joke BTW)
"I'm not a performer - I'm a player."
"I expect gratitude not attitude."
"Aint no skool like the old skool"
"Let me get u out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini."
You've just been played like a cheap pianola.
Back to HQ for cocktails & chupa chups.
"What incriminating photos? I was young I needed the work."
"The difference between a good & bad photo is me - BAM!"
"My mouth is dryer than a tweet from Stephen fry."
"I thought I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.... but take a look at me now!"
"I've got 99 Joan Collins films... but The Bitch ain't one."
"When i say the memories of that event are still raw. I mean, of course, the photos at that event were shot in RAW uncompressed data file format. A lot of people think RAW is an acronym although in most cases it means Really Awful White-balance."
"call me crass but it's an honour that these people let me be there for those moments in their life that matter so much. Did I just say that? I think I did. Sepia Tone pull yourself together damit man."
"This is my world, you're just invited."
"Say cheese. Or gorgonzola. Or stilton. Or camembert."
"If a tree falls in the wood & I don't take a photo of it, did it really happen?"
("If a celeb stumbles out of Mahiki at 3am and i don't take a photo of it, were they really that p***d")
"Is that a lens in my pocket or am I just snap happy to see u? ....No, no, no its a lens."
"Ain’t no school like the old school."
"Gentlemen - set your faces to stun!"
"I bought a limited edition Bonnie Tyler camera - it's ok but every now and then it falls apart"
"Under/over exposed is over rated -POW!"
"Dont hate the player - hate the game.""Blanned is banned."
"There's a hero in every last one of us. As Mariah Carey once said."
"I always shoot first & ask questions later. Except if I have a gun, rather than a camera. I'm which case I ask alot of questions first & rarely open fire. Only in self-defence."
"Bad hair day? 2 words; John Frida"
"3 words; content aware fill." (that's my attempt at a photoshop updated features joke BTW)
"I'm not a performer - I'm a player."
"I expect gratitude not attitude."
"Aint no skool like the old skool"
"Let me get u out of those wet clothes... and into a dry martini."
You've just been played like a cheap pianola.
Back to HQ for cocktails & chupa chups.
"What incriminating photos? I was young I needed the work."
"The difference between a good & bad photo is me - BAM!"
"My mouth is dryer than a tweet from Stephen fry."
"I thought I'd never get over my obsession with Phil Collins.... but take a look at me now!"
"I've got 99 Joan Collins films... but The Bitch ain't one."
"When i say the memories of that event are still raw. I mean, of course, the photos at that event were shot in RAW uncompressed data file format. A lot of people think RAW is an acronym although in most cases it means Really Awful White-balance."
"call me crass but it's an honour that these people let me be there for those moments in their life that matter so much. Did I just say that? I think I did. Sepia Tone pull yourself together damit man."
"This is my world, you're just invited."
"Say cheese. Or gorgonzola. Or stilton. Or camembert."
Things celebs say about Sepia Tone - and we def didn't make up
Things celebs never said about Sepia Tone (but we like to think they might one day)
note: we may have made these up.
"Sepia Tone you're my hero" *swoon*
(Alexandra Burke)
JJ saying
"How can I be the man when YOU THE MAN!"
(now stop flirting with my woman & take the picture, grrr)
"You put it daaaawn gawg" KR
"This is the second time in front of your big lens & it only gets better"
"You're my hero!" *swoon* -AB
"Stop looking at my woman grrr" -JJ
"Women want you, Men want to be you... And then there are some men who both want you *and* want to be you."
note: we may have made these up.
"Sepia Tone you're my hero" *swoon*
(Alexandra Burke)
JJ saying
"How can I be the man when YOU THE MAN!"
(now stop flirting with my woman & take the picture, grrr)
"You put it daaaawn gawg" KR
"This is the second time in front of your big lens & it only gets better"
"You're my hero!" *swoon* -AB
"Stop looking at my woman grrr" -JJ
"Women want you, Men want to be you... And then there are some men who both want you *and* want to be you."
A word from the Creator -aka- Meet Thy Maker
A long time ago in a parody far, far away....
Sepia Tone is a derivative of his maker Antony > Tony > Tone (see what we did there?)
Just like when banana man eats a banana he becomes banana man - when Antony takes a photo he becomes Sepia Tone.
"He's the Peter Parker to my Spiderman... the um Slim Shady to my Eminem."
"What started out as an ego trip... Continues to be an ego trip."
(says Antony, creator)
This is all part of upping the antony.com - I embarked on my own personal mission to see if i could change the world in my own small way. Be it through striking imagery or the moving image. Creativity that moves people and ultimately inspires their own creativity. Someone once said Mariah Carey makes you want to clean surfaces whereas the Sex Pistols make you want to get up & start your own band. I hope my imagery inspires creativity in others. This is nourishment for the soul.
Sepia Tone is a derivative of his maker Antony > Tony > Tone (see what we did there?)
Just like when banana man eats a banana he becomes banana man - when Antony takes a photo he becomes Sepia Tone.
"He's the Peter Parker to my Spiderman... the um Slim Shady to my Eminem."
"What started out as an ego trip... Continues to be an ego trip."
(says Antony, creator)
This is all part of upping the antony.com - I embarked on my own personal mission to see if i could change the world in my own small way. Be it through striking imagery or the moving image. Creativity that moves people and ultimately inspires their own creativity. Someone once said Mariah Carey makes you want to clean surfaces whereas the Sex Pistols make you want to get up & start your own band. I hope my imagery inspires creativity in others. This is nourishment for the soul.
Frustrated with the poor quality of photos - drops to knees & shakes fist at sky "oh cruel world why do u mock me so"
Lowering the Tone.
Is it a (watch the) bird(ie) is it a plane etc
SepiaTone helpdesk call centre like Malcolm Vigilante! "pleased to be helping you.... your call is important to us...."
FACEBOOK PAGE !!!!
Follow the adventures of....
The saviour of.... Bad lighting etc
A new super hero for our times.
Classified information.
At your service m'aaam.... All in a days work....... Is it a (watch the) bird(ie) .... Is it a plan
Lowering the Tone.
Is it a (watch the) bird(ie) is it a plane etc
SepiaTone helpdesk call centre like Malcolm Vigilante! "pleased to be helping you.... your call is important to us...."
FACEBOOK PAGE !!!!
Follow the adventures of....
The saviour of.... Bad lighting etc
A new super hero for our times.
Classified information.
At your service m'aaam.... All in a days work....... Is it a (watch the) bird(ie) .... Is it a plan
